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lyrics
It's Christmas Eve at Grandma's house
The food is great, the tv's too loud
Everyone's been drinking
And Grandpa's in his chair passed out
My new girlfriend who I don't know at all
Beckons me to come down the hall
Come upstairs where the noise is dull
She tied me to the bed and licked my balls
It's a wet dream on Christmas Eve
A wet dream on Christmas Eve
I can't believe this happened to me
I'm gonna have to change the sheets
She walked over to the bed
Took off her tight black dress
Santa sent his elf to grant my wish
Her stockings came off, my clothes came next
She gagged me and I held my breath
Straddled me and spread her legs
She fucked me and kissed my neck
Jesus I stole your birthday sex
A wet dream on Christmas Eve
A wet dream on Christmas Eve
I can't believe this happened to me
I'm gonna have to change the sheets
I woke up, it was all a dream
What the fuck? The sheets are stuck to me
I don't know how to do laundry here
Grandma called, "Breakfast Dear!"
I guess Santa's really Spiderman
And he left a present in my hand
I'll never see that girl again
But I won't forget the night we spent
A wet dream on Christmas Eve
A wet dream on Christmas Eve
I can't believe this happened to me
I'm gonna have to change the sheets
A wet dream on Christmas Eve
credits
released December 1, 2014
Produced by Steve Hill at Monolithic Music
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