I Hope The Kids On Tumblr Like This

by Salitter

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This is a song about our tubby bassist getting some forbidden high school nookie. He wasn't as tubby back then.

lyrics

Prom night 2009
I looked great in my suit and tie
Showed up without a date
but before the night got to late
Our eyes met across the room
and I thought that it was way too soon
but you took me by the hand
showed me how to be a man.

The lights were low and your parents werent home
OH MY GOD who the hell did you learn that from

No no, don't stop a little faster now
No no, don't stop a little faster now

I spent plenty of nights alone practicing
but I never factored in balancing.

Holy shit it just feels so good
I'm a repeat offender and I'm knocking on wood
Am i moving too fast?
are these cuffs made to last?
grab a hand full of hair and tell me I'm the best
Holy shit it just feels so good
I'm a repeat offender and I'm knocking on wood
Am I moving too fast?
are these cuffs made to last?
grab a hand full of hair and tell me I'm the best

We heard your dad come in the front door
I left my underwear on your bathroom floor
through the window i made my escape
with a big fucking smile on my face
we silently said goodbye
Eric picked me up cause I still couldn't drive
but then your boyfriend found out
so we got better at sneaking around

Holy shit it just feels so good
I'm a repeat offender and I'm knocking on wood
am I moving too fast?
are these cuffs made to last?
grab a hand full of hair and tell me I'm the best
Shut your mouth and keep your eyes on me
put your feet in the air and let your hands roam free
don't you let em hear you gasp
handprints up and down your ass
its so hard to hold it steady when you're arching your back.

credits

released 28 January 2015
Produced by Steve Hill at Monolithic Music

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